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♪ I'm goin' down to South
Park, gonna have myself a time ♪

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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪

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♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪

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♪ Goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind ♪

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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪

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♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor!" ♪

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♪ Heading on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind ♪

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♪ I like fucking silly bitches
and I know my penis likes it. ♪

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♪ Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine ♪

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- Hit her!
- Stupid girls!

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- Get her, man!
- Girls suck!

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- Kick his ass, Nelly!
- All boys should die!

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Take him out!

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I don't care if you're a
boy. I'm gonna kick your ass!

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Anytime, anywhere, skank.

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Yeah!

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Pull up your stupid pants first!

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Why? You afraid to fight me like a man?

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Kick her ass, Butters.
She called your stupid!

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He is stupid! Look at him!

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At least he's not a
z-z-zitty-faced girl.

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Yeah!

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Hey, hey. Whoa, guys. Guys!

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Come on. Hasn't this
gone on long enough?

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Aren't we tired of being
so divided at school?

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Get out of here, Cartman!
Nobody's buying it!

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Yeah! Everyone knows you're the worst!

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Hey! Leave him alone!

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Eric tries to help, and
you guys call him names?

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Sorry, baby. I had to step in.

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It's cool, baby.

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Heidi?

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Heidi has really been hurt
by all of this, you guys.

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And I think for her sake,

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it's time for us to all
try and come together.

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As a school.

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All right, sir. Don't be
nervous for your speech.

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I know we're down a bit in the polls,

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but there's still a great chance
we can win the swing states.

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There's still a chance? Are you serious?

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Just one thing, sir.

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Be a little careful
what you say about women.

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Uh, seems like that might
be losing us some votes.

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Oh, you don't say.

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Ladies and gentlemen,

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our country is divided
like never before,

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and we all know that only
one man has the guts to say

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what we're all thinking.

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Please, welcome the
man who, with your help,

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will soon be the next
President of the United States!

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Douche, Douche, Douche, Douche, Douche,

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Douche, Douche, Douche,
Douche, Douche, Douche, Douche.

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Whoo!

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So I'm standing in line at the airport,

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waiting in security 'cause
of all the freakin' Muslims...

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Ow!

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And the TSA security people all look
like black thugs from the inner city.

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I'm like, "Oh, good,
you're gonna protect us?"

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Well, maybe it's good
they're all gang members.

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At least they can tell the difference

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between Muslims and Mexicans
'cause God knows I can't.

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You know, I'm standing there
in line and you know what I do?

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I stick my finger in
this chick's asshole.

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She turns to me and says,

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"Hey, aren't you that guy
that's running for president?"

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I say, "Yeah."

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She says, "Why you got
your finger in my ass?"

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I said, "I'm just
keeping it warm, honey,

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'cause that chick next
to you is way hotter,

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and I'm gonna stick it in her clam."

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Yeah. Let's make American great again.

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No dude wants his finger
in some ugly bitch's ass.

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You got to be careful, though. It's
only about half-an-inch away, you know,

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the asshole and that clam, so you
got to be careful. Right, dudes?

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Oh! Oh, where you going?

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You leaving?

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I'm sorry. Did I offend you?

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Where did I lose you, honey?

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So you've been okay with
the fuck everyone to death,

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all the Muslim and Mexican shit,

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but fingers in the ass did it for you?

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Cool. Just wanted to
see where your line was.

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Oh, yeah, look, I guess
some more broads are leaving.

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Oh, geez. You were so on board.

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I can't believe I let that
little offensive mark slip!

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Poor girls. Did you
get your feelings hurt

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after cheering for "fuck
all the immigrants?"

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Geez. I'm sorry. Geez.

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Hello.

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Are you tired of hate speech?

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Are you sick of sexism and the bigotry?

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Then please help the
Danish put an end to trolls.

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Right now, the people of Denmark

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are working on a biometric
computer superstructure

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which will allow people
all around the world

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to identify the trolls
in their communities.

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But to make this dream into a reality,

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we still need your donations.

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We are just a few million Kroners away,

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so please donate via the
social media of your choice.

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Just imagine it.

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Knowing who said what on the Internet.

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The whole world will
be peaceful and happy.

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Like here in Denmark!

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Help fund our project
on social media today!

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Together we will rid
the world of trolls!

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Fellow trolls, we have gathered together

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because our anonymity
is being threatened.

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Individually, we are some of the
most notorious trolls in Colorado.

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We must now find a way to unite.

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Each one of us has the power to
make message boards go haywire,

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the power to make
individuals buckle and fall.

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Imagine if we use those
skills against a common enemy.

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They have an entire
government at their disposal.

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And we have Skankhunt42.

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It's Gerald, all right?

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I believe that he is the
key to stopping all this.

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All right, everyone, listen up.

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This school is falling
apart and it needs to stop.

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Boys are harassing girls

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and girls are
stereotyping all boys as...

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Not now, Mr. Stotch! Put it away!

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Okay.

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Now, I've asked for some ideas,

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and a couple of students
want to try and help.

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Please welcome Heidi and Eric.

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Hey, guys!

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What's up?

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Guys, we have a lot of
problems facing our school.

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I don't know if many of you know Heidi,

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but she is really
smart and really funny.

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- Stop, Eric.
- You are.

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And she's come up with
a pretty cool idea.

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- Tell 'em, baby.
- Thanks, babe.

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I don't know if you guys
have heard, but right now,

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Denmark is trying to make
trolling a thing of the past.

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They're asking for help, and I
thought "Why not a school fundraiser?"

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Yeah, but the way you said it was
actually way funnier, remember?

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- What? How did I say it?
- Remember? You were like,

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"Oh, what if we had a fundraiser in..."
What was it? Remember? It was like...

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When was this? Were we at Denny's?

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Yeah, we were having that
dessert thing. What was that?

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Oh, right, and you kept
spilling it and everything.

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Yeah, yeah. Remember there
was that guy that had the...

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He had that weird haircut and you
kept saying that it looked like

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- he had a dick on his head.
- Yeah, yeah. And you said that...

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Oh, hey, guys. W-What's up?

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Oh, right! A school fundraiser.

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Tomorrow, we'll be going
to each individual class

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with more information.

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And after that...

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Then we should all come together.

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As a school.

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Sir, what were you thinking?

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We said to be careful how
you talked about women!

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Yeah, I don't know.

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I guess I just kind of
screwed the pooch on that one.

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We are way down in the polls!

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I don't know how we recover from this!

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Oh, really? Geez, that's too bad.

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A lot of us have staked
our lives on backing you!

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You can't just go bonkers like this!

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Hey, sorry, I didn't
realize women were racists.

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You have millions of supporters
who are looking to you to lead.

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They're gonna want to know
what you're gonna do about this!

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I mean, I don't know. Nothing. Whatever.

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You want to tell them that?

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They're outside.

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What's going on?

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What are you doing?

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Oh, hey, everybody.

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Uh... yeah, looks like
we're tanking in the polls.

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But you know what?

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It's fixed.

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I was never gonna win
in the first place.

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I knew it from the beginning.

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And on November 8th,

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when I lose,

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I'll be able to say "I told you so!"

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This sum'ma bitch
pulled a fast one on us!

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It's like he's not even trying!

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Oh, no. I'm trying. I just...

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Get him!

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Shit!

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Oh, geez!

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- Kill him!
- Tear his head off!

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Don't let him get away!

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Yee-haw!

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What do you want? Go away!

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Hey! Just checking to see if you needed

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any more refreshments
for the conference room.

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We're fine. We don't need anything.

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Some more creamer!

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Just some more creamer.

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All right. Well, I just wanted
to say thanks for choosing...

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Okay, we're clear again.

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You were saying, Skankhunt?

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All right, look. How
do you troll somebody?

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Say really fucked up shit and
make them quit social media?

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No, no, no. It's not about one person.

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It's about pushing people's buttons

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so that they'll react in a way

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that pushes other people's buttons!

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Look, you don't just

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troll a woman with cancer
to get a reaction from her.

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It's all about the group of people
that are gonna come to her defense!

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They're gonna be so self-righteous

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that another group of people will eventually
find those people totally annoying!

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You're just setting
them against each other.

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It's like the fission reaction

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that sets off the fusion explosion!

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The Internet does it all,

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and you just sit back with
your glass of wine and laugh!

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Wow. That seems kind of mean.

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It's not mean if it's hilarious!

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If we all worked with
you, Skank, could we do it?

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Could we troll an entire country?

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If we all work together?

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Maybe.

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Maybe.

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Hey, guys!

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Today we're gonna start
our school fundraiser.

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It's an idea I came up with
called Danishes for Denmark.

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It's awesome. You're doing awesome!

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We need everyone to do their part,

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so later on in the cafeteria,
we are all gonna need...

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Okay, children. Let's take our seats.

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Let's, uh, get back our
lessons on grammar, shall we?

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Mr. Garrison?

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Okay, does anybody, uh,
remember where we left off?

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No? All right, who can tell
me what an adjective is?

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Thanks. You can go now. I'm back.

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Who can... Who can tell
me what an adjective is?

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Uh, aren't you running for president?

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Adjectives usually come before what?

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They come before nouns. That's right.

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Mr. Garrison.

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You can't just act
like nothing happened.

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You're spiraling out of control

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and you have to answer to the people!

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I don't know what you're
talking about. I am a teacher.

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Okay, adjectives describe nouns,

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- and there are several types of them...
- Mr. Garrison.

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What are some examples of
adjectives you can give me

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for this sentence? Anybody?

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00:10:56,056 --> 00:10:58,306
You sold people a line, Mr. Garrison,

250
00:10:58,357 --> 00:10:59,524
and you have to make good on it!

251
00:10:59,559 --> 00:11:01,308
The yellow ball! That's a good one.

252
00:11:01,360 --> 00:11:03,861
Or we can say "the
slippery ball," can't we?

253
00:11:03,897 --> 00:11:05,647
- Come on.
- What else about the ball?

254
00:11:05,698 --> 00:11:07,816
No, please. What else can we
say about the ball, children?

255
00:11:07,868 --> 00:11:09,067
No, please! Leave me alone!

256
00:11:09,068 --> 00:11:10,568
- The bouncy ball!
- No!

257
00:11:10,620 --> 00:11:12,070
No, I'm not going back! Please!

258
00:11:12,121 --> 00:11:13,370
They're gonna kill me! Children!

259
00:11:13,407 --> 00:11:15,289
Help me, children! Help me!

260
00:11:17,878 --> 00:11:20,662
Okay, come on. Office is upstairs.

261
00:11:20,713 --> 00:11:22,047
Oh! Hi, honey.

262
00:11:22,081 --> 00:11:24,048
Gerald, you're back
from your convention?

263
00:11:24,083 --> 00:11:25,332
Yeah. It went really well.

264
00:11:25,384 --> 00:11:27,085
This is, uh, my I.T. guy.

265
00:11:27,136 --> 00:11:29,254
Gonna help me get my
office computer set back up.

266
00:11:29,255 --> 00:11:31,556
Well, can I make you
guys something to eat?

267
00:11:31,591 --> 00:11:33,725
Don't worry about us,
hon. Lots of work to do.

268
00:11:33,760 --> 00:11:35,342
Love you so much!

269
00:11:36,730 --> 00:11:38,096
Ike, no Internet tonight.

270
00:11:38,097 --> 00:11:39,597
We need all the bandwidth we can get.

271
00:11:39,649 --> 00:11:41,099
Say hi to Dildo Shwaggins.

272
00:11:41,100 --> 00:11:42,567
Hello.

273
00:11:45,438 --> 00:11:47,188
I got to hand it to you, Gerald.

274
00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:49,573
You have a really nice
home. A nice family.

275
00:11:49,610 --> 00:11:52,980
Yeah, well, now you see I have a lot
to lose if they find out who I am.

276
00:11:53,447 --> 00:11:54,946
And who is that?

277
00:11:54,998 --> 00:11:56,364
What?

278
00:11:56,415 --> 00:11:58,033
I've studied your work.

279
00:11:58,085 --> 00:12:00,251
You're so good at
lashing out at the system,

280
00:12:00,287 --> 00:12:02,453
bringing people down
off their high horses.

281
00:12:02,456 --> 00:12:03,705
Why do you do it?

282
00:12:03,756 --> 00:12:05,874
I told you. It's just funny to me.

283
00:12:05,926 --> 00:12:07,292
I do it for the lolz.

284
00:12:07,293 --> 00:12:08,960
I don't believe that.

285
00:12:09,011 --> 00:12:12,129
I think there's more to Skankhunt.

286
00:12:12,131 --> 00:12:13,631
When I was in school,

287
00:12:13,683 --> 00:12:15,383
kids teased me,

288
00:12:15,434 --> 00:12:18,385
called me a midget even though I'm not.

289
00:12:18,437 --> 00:12:20,272
My mother was a little person,

290
00:12:20,307 --> 00:12:24,308
but she actually married a
guy who had gigantism syndrome.

291
00:12:24,311 --> 00:12:27,312
She thought if she was a little person

292
00:12:27,313 --> 00:12:29,730
and had a baby with a giant,

293
00:12:29,783 --> 00:12:32,734
I would come out normal.

294
00:12:35,655 --> 00:12:37,288
We can't let these Danish pricks

295
00:12:37,323 --> 00:12:39,573
take away our online lives, Skank.

296
00:12:39,625 --> 00:12:42,744
For some of us, it's all we have.

297
00:12:46,299 --> 00:12:50,251
♪ Let's come together as a school ♪

298
00:12:50,303 --> 00:12:53,337
♪ We can work together hand in hand ♪

299
00:12:53,389 --> 00:12:55,756
♪ To make the whole
world understand that ♪

300
00:12:55,808 --> 00:13:00,644
♪ We came together as a school ♪

301
00:13:00,681 --> 00:13:02,847
♪ Put our differences aside ♪

302
00:13:02,850 --> 00:13:05,149
♪ Feeling hope now, feeling pride ♪

303
00:13:05,184 --> 00:13:09,988
♪ No more fighting, it's
time for something new ♪

304
00:13:10,023 --> 00:13:15,192
♪ Let's come together as a school ♪

305
00:13:15,195 --> 00:13:17,696
I really feel like this is
the start of something new.

306
00:13:17,748 --> 00:13:18,830
We're gonna help Denmark,

307
00:13:18,865 --> 00:13:21,115
and Denmark is gonna
put an end to trolls.

308
00:13:21,168 --> 00:13:23,951
And then maybe everyone can
finally be as happy as we are.

309
00:13:24,004 --> 00:13:27,504
♪ Let's come together as a school ♪

310
00:13:27,541 --> 00:13:29,456
♪ And terraform Mars ♪

311
00:13:32,211 --> 00:13:34,379
Aah!

312
00:13:34,380 --> 00:13:36,380
Huh? Aah!

313
00:13:36,432 --> 00:13:37,798
He went this way!

314
00:13:37,850 --> 00:13:40,302
Get back here! You're
acting like an idiot!

315
00:13:40,354 --> 00:13:42,303
- Get him!
- String him up!

316
00:13:42,355 --> 00:13:45,639
We put our faith in you, asshole!

317
00:13:48,695 --> 00:13:50,644
Test, test, one, two.

318
00:13:50,697 --> 00:13:52,563
This is Dildo Shwaggins.

319
00:13:52,566 --> 00:13:55,317
We are ready to commence
the trashing of Denmark.

320
00:13:55,369 --> 00:13:57,152
All trolls report in.

321
00:13:57,203 --> 00:13:59,537
PurpleHeadedQueeflicker standing by.

322
00:13:59,572 --> 00:14:01,538
Che Gamorrah standing by.

323
00:14:01,575 --> 00:14:03,741
MLKKK, and I'm ready.

324
00:14:03,793 --> 00:14:07,578
Anonymous821 signed in to
multiple accounts and standing by.

325
00:14:07,630 --> 00:14:09,914
YRFATANDDUM standing by.

326
00:14:09,917 --> 00:14:13,217
SupersexyLISA18 standing by.

327
00:14:13,253 --> 00:14:15,052
YOURMOMSTITS standing by.

328
00:14:15,087 --> 00:14:17,755
Skankhunt42 standing by.

329
00:14:17,758 --> 00:14:19,591
Okay, everyone follow Skankhunt's lead.

330
00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:22,427
Don't get distracted. We
are only trolling Denmark.

331
00:14:22,428 --> 00:14:26,563
All right, engaging Twitter now.

332
00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:29,183
Prepare for overreaction on my mark.

333
00:14:29,235 --> 00:14:31,602
Three, two, mark.

334
00:14:45,751 --> 00:14:47,534
Hey, Mr. Garrison.

335
00:14:47,586 --> 00:14:48,787
Come on in, bud.

336
00:14:48,838 --> 00:14:51,038
Have a seat. You're not alone.

337
00:14:52,341 --> 00:14:54,926
You're... you're not gonna
try and lynch me, too?

338
00:14:54,961 --> 00:14:56,878
No lynchings here, little cowboy.

339
00:14:56,929 --> 00:14:58,462
Take a seat.

340
00:14:58,514 --> 00:15:00,881
You want to share with us
what you're going through?

341
00:15:00,933 --> 00:15:04,802
It's all my fault. I just...

342
00:15:04,855 --> 00:15:07,721
I just wanted to get rid of
all the immigrants, you know?

343
00:15:09,442 --> 00:15:11,475
I just... I thought we
could fuck them all to death,

344
00:15:11,528 --> 00:15:13,144
and everyone started listening to me.

345
00:15:13,145 --> 00:15:14,479
Next thing I know,

346
00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:17,115
I actually get the nomination
from the Republicans.

347
00:15:17,149 --> 00:15:18,899
It's not your fault, little guy.

348
00:15:18,951 --> 00:15:20,402
It is my fault!

349
00:15:20,453 --> 00:15:22,787
I told people I could make
the country great again,

350
00:15:22,822 --> 00:15:25,072
but I didn't have a plan!

351
00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:26,240
Not your fault.

352
00:15:26,293 --> 00:15:28,793
I got caught up in
people cheering for me,

353
00:15:28,828 --> 00:15:30,577
being in the media every day.

354
00:15:30,629 --> 00:15:33,581
I led this entire
election down the shitter.

355
00:15:33,633 --> 00:15:35,582
You've got to stop blaming yourself.

356
00:15:35,634 --> 00:15:37,501
Well, then whose fault is it?!

357
00:15:37,553 --> 00:15:39,636
Here, catch.

358
00:15:40,974 --> 00:15:43,258
Member Lando Calrissian?

359
00:15:43,309 --> 00:15:45,592
Member Tauntauns? Member?

360
00:15:45,644 --> 00:15:46,977
Member feeling safe?

361
00:15:47,014 --> 00:15:48,812
What the fuck is this?

362
00:15:48,849 --> 00:15:51,349
That is why millions of Americans

363
00:15:51,350 --> 00:15:53,485
want you to be president.

364
00:15:53,519 --> 00:15:54,749
But there's more.

365
00:16:04,182 --> 00:16:06,282
It's started.

366
00:16:08,403 --> 00:16:10,068
Did they pick it up on Yahoo!?

367
00:16:10,071 --> 00:16:12,370
Don't know, but Google has
it as the number-one story.

368
00:16:12,407 --> 00:16:15,106
Oh shit. Go to... go to Huffington.

369
00:16:15,143 --> 00:16:17,543
Millions of people took
to the Internet last night

370
00:16:17,578 --> 00:16:21,047
after shocking claims were made
about the Danish company LEGO

371
00:16:21,081 --> 00:16:23,164
and their ties to ISIS.

372
00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:24,250
Oh, yes!

373
00:16:24,302 --> 00:16:25,918
This is CNN front page right now.

374
00:16:25,919 --> 00:16:27,836
It now appears the country of Denmark

375
00:16:27,889 --> 00:16:30,221
was the victim of a massive troll.

376
00:16:30,258 --> 00:16:33,392
The country is still reeling
from the LEGO hoax story.

377
00:16:33,427 --> 00:16:35,394
Tom, by the time the hoax was revealed,

378
00:16:35,429 --> 00:16:37,229
the damage had already been done.

379
00:16:37,264 --> 00:16:40,099
Millions of people got on
the anti-Denmark bandwagon,

380
00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:42,768
and when millions more
came in to support Denmark,

381
00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:46,404
hundreds of millions more got
on the anti-Denmark bandwagon.

382
00:16:46,441 --> 00:16:48,607
We did it! We did it!

383
00:16:48,659 --> 00:16:50,275
Oh, Kyle. Uh, hey.

384
00:16:50,278 --> 00:16:51,693
Didn't think you'd be leaving yet.

385
00:16:51,745 --> 00:16:53,412
I have a fundraiser at school.

386
00:16:53,447 --> 00:16:55,246
Well, did you see what's
all over the Internet?

387
00:16:55,283 --> 00:16:57,533
Everyone's ripping on LEGOs.

388
00:16:57,585 --> 00:16:58,951
What?

389
00:16:58,952 --> 00:17:00,753
Yeah, now the whole world is
blowing up with Danish jokes.

390
00:17:00,788 --> 00:17:01,870
It's hilarious.

391
00:17:01,923 --> 00:17:04,589
The Guardian has a bunch of stories
up about how the Denmark government

392
00:17:04,625 --> 00:17:06,925
isn't responding to
even interview requests.

393
00:17:06,961 --> 00:17:09,127
Wow! Fuck Denmark, huh, Kyle?

394
00:17:09,180 --> 00:17:11,881
That's got to be what just
about everyone is thinking now.

395
00:17:11,932 --> 00:17:14,099
Fuck Denmark.

396
00:17:17,638 --> 00:17:21,272
Sir, public opinion of
Denmark is very, very shit.

397
00:17:21,308 --> 00:17:23,308
All our social-media
pages are filled with

398
00:17:23,310 --> 00:17:25,611
millions and millions
of horrible comments.

399
00:17:25,646 --> 00:17:28,647
And our crowd-funding
sites are taken over, too.

400
00:17:28,700 --> 00:17:32,117
Everyone is making fun of
us like we're goofballs.

401
00:17:32,153 --> 00:17:34,119
How could this happen?

402
00:17:34,154 --> 00:17:36,788
Because that's what trolls do!

403
00:17:36,824 --> 00:17:39,959
I should have known that once
they got wind of our little plan,

404
00:17:39,993 --> 00:17:41,794
they would start trolling us.

405
00:17:41,828 --> 00:17:43,996
So, then Denmark isn't funding ISIS?

406
00:17:43,998 --> 00:17:45,463
Of course not!

407
00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:48,299
But how do we prove that
to the rest of the world?

408
00:17:48,336 --> 00:17:51,170
We can't respond. It will
only make the trolls stronger.

409
00:17:51,221 --> 00:17:53,806
Our only choice is to go offline.

410
00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:55,974
You mean we have to quit Twitter?

411
00:17:56,009 --> 00:17:58,309
Everything, you ignoramus!

412
00:17:58,346 --> 00:18:03,516
The only way to stop the bleeding is
for Denmark to get off social media.

413
00:18:03,518 --> 00:18:05,984
Pokar du troollldt!

414
00:18:06,673 --> 00:18:07,853
Hello.

415
00:18:07,904 --> 00:18:10,990
Buy a Danish to help stop trolling?

416
00:18:11,025 --> 00:18:13,491
How come nobody's stopping?

417
00:18:13,528 --> 00:18:15,326
Maybe this was a terrible idea.

418
00:18:15,363 --> 00:18:16,828
It was a great idea.

419
00:18:16,864 --> 00:18:18,530
Hey! Hey, buy a Danish for Denmark!

420
00:18:18,583 --> 00:18:21,200
Fuck Denmark!

421
00:18:21,251 --> 00:18:22,701
That's it!

422
00:18:22,703 --> 00:18:24,502
I am through with your stupid crap!

423
00:18:24,538 --> 00:18:28,173
Every house I've been to just rips
on me and says Denmark is stupid.

424
00:18:28,209 --> 00:18:29,541
- What?
- It's true.

425
00:18:29,544 --> 00:18:32,375
Denmark got trolled last
night. They left social media.

426
00:18:32,410 --> 00:18:35,047
Then all of this was for nothing.

427
00:18:35,048 --> 00:18:36,515
I told you, fellas!

428
00:18:36,550 --> 00:18:38,884
This is what you get for working
with a bunch of stupid girls!

429
00:18:38,935 --> 00:18:41,186
How is this our fault? At
least we actually did the work!

430
00:18:41,221 --> 00:18:43,138
Oh, yeah? You guys fucked
up all the frosting.

431
00:18:43,191 --> 00:18:44,640
You assholes overcooked them!

432
00:18:46,227 --> 00:18:48,693
Oh, no. This was a terrible idea.

433
00:18:48,730 --> 00:18:49,729
Heidi!

434
00:18:51,031 --> 00:18:52,647
I'm so stupid.

435
00:18:52,700 --> 00:18:54,150
Don't say that.

436
00:18:54,201 --> 00:18:57,236
Why did I even think I could bring
the boys and girls together again?

437
00:18:57,288 --> 00:18:59,704
Because you're smart
and funny, that's why.

438
00:18:59,740 --> 00:19:01,574
It was a great idea, Heidi.

439
00:19:01,576 --> 00:19:04,876
I think that somehow trolling
is playing a bigger part in this

440
00:19:04,912 --> 00:19:07,296
than anyone even realizes.

441
00:19:10,768 --> 00:19:14,220
Every great empire reaches a point

442
00:19:14,271 --> 00:19:18,857
where going backward can seem
more appealing than forward.

443
00:19:18,893 --> 00:19:21,227
When the world is changing so fast,

444
00:19:21,229 --> 00:19:23,362
it makes us yearn for the old ways

445
00:19:23,397 --> 00:19:25,865
when life seemed simpler.

446
00:19:25,900 --> 00:19:30,152
But it doesn't mean those
old ideas are good for us now.

447
00:19:30,203 --> 00:19:33,873
We have to face one hard
reality as a country.

448
00:19:33,907 --> 00:19:38,711
The new "Star Wars" was not as
good as everyone thought it was.

449
00:19:38,746 --> 00:19:43,499
It may seem fun to go back
and recycle the past we loved.

450
00:19:43,550 --> 00:19:46,301
But we end up with no sustenance.

451
00:19:46,354 --> 00:19:47,752
I thought you were gonna explain

452
00:19:47,755 --> 00:19:49,922
why people want a guy
like me to be president.

453
00:19:49,973 --> 00:19:51,590
Well, that's important, too, I guess,

454
00:19:51,643 --> 00:19:54,009
but it's just a symptom
of the same thing.

455
00:19:54,061 --> 00:19:57,096
See, when a civilization
has become so big,

456
00:19:57,097 --> 00:19:59,065
it starts to get lazy,

457
00:19:59,099 --> 00:20:01,601
and that's when you get Memberberries.

458
00:20:01,603 --> 00:20:03,234
They're nothing new.

459
00:20:03,270 --> 00:20:06,105
They date back all the
way to the Roman Empire.

460
00:20:06,106 --> 00:20:08,574
Once too many Romans
ate the Memberberries,

461
00:20:08,609 --> 00:20:10,409
there was no more growth.

462
00:20:10,444 --> 00:20:11,813
They rested on their laurels,

463
00:20:11,847 --> 00:20:14,579
just eating and 'membering
all the good stuff.

464
00:20:14,615 --> 00:20:16,615
I think those are just grapes.

465
00:20:16,617 --> 00:20:18,494
Thought so, too, till I zoomed in.

466
00:20:18,529 --> 00:20:19,618
Member?

467
00:20:19,621 --> 00:20:22,622
You see, we all want to go
back to when we were kids.

468
00:20:22,624 --> 00:20:26,759
Simple ideas like a big man
to protect us, keep us safe.

469
00:20:26,794 --> 00:20:30,046
Instead of a fresh, new
"Star Wars," we want the old,

470
00:20:30,097 --> 00:20:33,265
just recycled and
plopped in our tummies.

471
00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:34,634
You almost make it sound like

472
00:20:34,685 --> 00:20:37,970
J.J. Abrams is responsible
for this entire election.

473
00:20:37,971 --> 00:20:40,605
Does this look familiar?

474
00:20:43,105 --> 00:20:45,650
_

475
00:20:45,779 --> 00:20:48,314
Oh, geez.

476
00:20:51,818 --> 00:20:54,403
Sir! We've got a message from overseas.

477
00:20:54,454 --> 00:20:55,788
You really should see it.

478
00:20:55,823 --> 00:20:57,123
A message how?

479
00:20:57,157 --> 00:20:58,790
We're completely offline.

480
00:20:58,826 --> 00:21:00,826
This was sent on a VHS.

481
00:21:00,877 --> 00:21:03,628
Whoever sent it is
completely offline, too.

482
00:21:03,664 --> 00:21:05,664
Put it on the screen.

483
00:21:08,670 --> 00:21:09,919
People of Denmark,

484
00:21:09,971 --> 00:21:12,471
we know that you've been
the victim of trolling.

485
00:21:12,507 --> 00:21:13,972
So have we.

486
00:21:14,008 --> 00:21:15,807
Maybe we can help.

487
00:21:15,843 --> 00:21:17,509
I'm not sure if you know
my girlfriend, Heidi,

488
00:21:17,511 --> 00:21:19,511
but she's really smart and really funny.

489
00:21:19,564 --> 00:21:20,813
Stop it. No, I'm not.

490
00:21:20,847 --> 00:21:22,097
You are, babe. Stop it.

491
00:21:22,150 --> 00:21:23,648
Who the hell are these people?

492
00:21:23,684 --> 00:21:24,817
Just listen.

493
00:21:24,852 --> 00:21:26,602
Go on, babe, just tell them. Tell them.

494
00:21:26,653 --> 00:21:28,153
I have an idea.

495
00:21:28,189 --> 00:21:32,340
I might be able to figure out the
source of who trolled you last night.

496
00:21:32,376 --> 00:21:34,977
Get everyone back inside.

497
00:21:35,012 --> 00:21:37,613
If this girl really is
that smart and funny,

498
00:21:37,647 --> 00:21:39,807
we might have another shot here.

499
00:21:41,589 --> 00:21:45,758
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